Hah hah hah hello
Who goes there?
Hah hah hah OK
Who goes there?
Hah hah hah hello hello hello hello
“And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew. Just go right along. You’ll start happening too.”
—DR SEUSS
Sometimes I start with plan B.
Just to keep my life throbbing with excitement.
If that fails then I whip out plan A.
Bosh.
Then if plan A fails, fuck it, I retry plan B.
When that goes nowhere for the second time
everything is permanently fucked.
“Some people think they get everything wrong.
They consider themselves losers.
They’re wrong.”
—fig crumbs
HEY PRESTO
Children wonder why magicians with
such beautiful, electrifying powers
always resort to such
fraudulent, shameful tricks.
fig crumbs
Who would you rather have your life saved by?
A: Batman.
B: Superman.
C: A Chinese Sherlock Holmes.
D: Spiderman.
-fig crumbs
hay una chica que se pone salvaje,
que se mueve con el ritmo de un elefante
y grita, si grita
se tira al piso como un terremoto
y mueve el sitio algo desastroso
y baila, si baila
